avidoatlion:

bowiesrebelrebel:

tiltherewasrock:

… yes this was a serious ad.

 …..I…um

Give that bitch smoke in face. Bitches love smoke in their faces. 

avidoatlion:

bowiesrebelrebel:

tiltherewasrock:

… yes this was a serious ad.

 …..I…um

Give that bitch smoke in face. Bitches love smoke in their faces. 

avidoatlion:

gawdblimeygifs:

My favourite part

*sigh*

rachelfershleiser:

bookling:

Mark Your Calendar: Studio Ghibli’s “The Secret World of Arrietty,” based on Mary Norton’s The Borrowers (1952), is to be released in the United States on February 17, 2012.

rachelfershleiser:

bookling:

Mark Your Calendar: Studio Ghibli’s “The Secret World of Arrietty,” based on Mary Norton’s The Borrowers (1952), is to be released in the United States on February 17, 2012.

ohsandy:

kconwhoa:

rustytheduck:

narf

i approve of your face and glasses

Brian. Facking a. Congratulations on your everything.

thanks

ohsandy:

kconwhoa:

rustytheduck:

narf

i approve of your face and glasses

Brian. Facking a. Congratulations on your everything.

thanks

“So tell me Jet… why do we have all three of them neatly gathered in our ship?!”

Now you’re stuck here forever.

Tate: I prepare for the noble war. I’m calm, I know the secret. I know what’s coming and I know no one can stop me, including myself.
Ben: Do you target people who have been mean to you or unkind?
Tate: I kill people I like. Some of them beg for their life. I don’t feel sad. I don’t feel anything. It’s a filthy world we live in. It’s a filthy goddamn helpless world, and honestly, I feel like I’m helping to take them away from the shit and the piss and the vomit that run in the streets. I’m helping to take them somewhere clean, and kind.

Me: I need to rob a bank. Siri: There are 16 banks fairly close to you. “Lists banks and addresses”

punnylittlepiggy:

My brother: Did you get a haircut? You look like an elf.

Me: ……

My brother: Like a high elf. A cleric. Not a dark elf. 

He tells me I’m a nerd for watching Dr. Who.